- Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

- If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

- If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

- Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

- Everything goes wrong all at once.

- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

- Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

- Every solution breeds new problems.

- No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you’ve bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.

- On the road, the other line always moves faster.

- Anything you try to fix will take two times longer than you thought unless you think it’s easy, then it will take three times.

- You will always find something in the last place you look.

- The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

- When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you’re certain you’re finished with, you will need it instantly.

- The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.

- Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch to be sure.

and finally…

Smile!    Tomorrow will be worse!!!.

25.03.07

Scientists have created the world’s first human-sheep chimera – which has the body of a sheep and half-human organs.

Source:
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23390256-details/Now+scientists+create+a+sheep+that’s+15%25+human/article.do

My Best Friends,

As the Persian New Year of 2566 is approaching, we would like to wish you the happiest new year of your life!

Now-Rooz (or Naw-Rooz), in word, means “New Day”   It is the new day that starts the year, traditionally    the exact astronomical beginning of the Spring. We      Persians still take that as the beginning of the year.        This exact second is called “Saal Tahvil”. No-Rooz         with its uniquely Persian characteristics has been        celebrated for at least 3,000 years and is deeply       rooted in the rituals and traditions of Zoroastrian     that was the religion of ancient Persians and there   are still many Persian Zoroastrian people in several countries such as Iran, India, Tajikstan and more… This year the moment of changing the old year to the new year is: Tuesday, March 21, 2007 – 8:07:26 pm

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Happiness is the only good    The time to be happy is now       The place to be happy is here         The way to be happy is to make others so…

Have a beautiful Spring!

3) Tele-phone

You still want faster? … Tell her not to tell anyone

Resource: http://law-of-attraction-info.com/

Here you will find information regarding the Law of Attraction, one of many Universal Laws. Before you look over this information, here is a brief explanation of Universal Law.

Universal Laws govern the Universe.  They are basic principles of life and have been around since Creation. They are laws of the Divine Universe. Universal Laws apply to everyone, everywhere. They cannot be changed. They cannot be broken.

The Universal Law of Attraction (LOA) is the most powerful force in the universe.  It is simple in concept but practice is necessary.  But once you “get it”,  there is no looking back!  It will be part of you forever.  The simplest definition of this law is “like attracts like.”   Other definitions include:

You get what you think about, whether wanted or unwanted.

All forms of matter and energy are attracted to that which is of a like vibration.

You are a living magnet.

You get what you put your energy and focus on, whether wanted or unwanted.

Energy attracts like energy

Everything draws to itself that which is like itself.

Here are some ways of expressing the Law of Attraction:

Birds of a feather flock together

Like attracts like

Whatever you want wants you

What you sow, you reap

What you put out you get back

What comes around goes around

The Law of Attraction is fun to learn and use because you are always watching, waiting expectantly for your desires to manifest.  You can deliberately use this law to create your future!

Universal Law of Attraction

This universal law is working in your life right now, whether you are aware of it or not. You are attracting  the people, situations, jobs and much more into your life. Once you are aware of this law and how it works, you can start to use it to deliberately attract what you want into your life.

How do you create your desires using the powerful law? There are just a few basic steps.
 
1. Get very clear on what you want
2. Visualize and raise your vibration about it
3. Allow It

4. Take inspired action

You must be very clear on exactly what your desire is. Focus on it.  Give it all your positive energy. Feel good!

A major factor behind this Universal Law is the energy and vibrations of our emotions and feelings. Any thought you may have, when combined with emotion, vibrates out from you to the universe and will attract back what you want.

You can leave all the details to the universe.  Let the Universe figure out the method of delivery, when you will receive it, etc.  Now all you have to do is Allow It.  Sounds easy, right?  This can be the most difficult part to do.  Be doubt-free. All you need to do is expect it.  Act like you already have it. Be grateful.

And always take inspired action. If something feels right, then go ahead and do it. Taking action is an important step.

That is it!  You can always be expectant of good things, your desires.  Feel good knowing your desire is on its way to you.  

Always expect your desires. Expect miracles.

If you would like to learn more about the Law of Attraction, visit Wealth Beyond Reason.  You can start to learn and apply the powerful Law of Attraction for success in your life now.  

Most of you who begin this deliberate creation beat up on yourselves too much and we would like to let you off the hook by saying to you that LOA (law of attraction) is a very powerful thing. And you can’t fight LOA. You just have to let LOA play out as it will. So if you have a habit of thought, LOA is going to bring more of that thought to you which means you’re probably going to think that thought more. And as you think that thought more you’re going to have more of those feelings and LOA is going to bring you more of that stuff. It’s sort of like being mad at gravity. Damn – everytime I jump in the air I come right down. And we say it helps to accept gravity. It helps to acknowledge that this is the way gravity works and in time you learn to deal with it. You learn that there are many more benefits to it than there are detriments to it. And LOA is the same way. In time you come to realize its consitent nature is very beneficial to you so you don’t ride around in the discomfort of LOA, instead you let it work for you.
 

Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend’s apartment over night. The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriend’s and none of them confirm that.

Men: A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend’s apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them!

Conclusion of the story: Men are better friends!