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Morphy’s Law and more…

Posted by smileme on June 19, 2007

- Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

- If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

- If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

- Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

- Everything goes wrong all at once.

- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

- Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

- Every solution breeds new problems.

- No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you’ve bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.

- On the road, the other line always moves faster.

- Anything you try to fix will take two times longer than you thought unless you think it’s easy, then it will take three times.

- You will always find something in the last place you look.

- The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

- When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you’re certain you’re finished with, you will need it instantly.

- The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.

- Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch to be sure.


and finally…

Smile!    Tomorrow will be worse!!!.

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WOW!!! Iranian scientist created a sheep that’s 15% human!!!

Posted by smileme on March 28, 2007

25.03.07

Scientists have created the world’s first human-sheep chimera – which has the body of a sheep and half-human organs.

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Chimera: sheep have 15 per cent human cells and 85 per cent animal cells

The sheep have 15 per cent human cells and 85 per cent animal cells – and their evolution brings the prospect of animal organs being transplanted into humans one step closer.

Professor Esmail Zanjani of the University of Nevada, has spent seven years and £5million perfecting the technique, which involves injecting adult human cells into a sheep’s foetus.

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He has already created a sheep liver which has a large proportion of human cells and eventually hopes to precisely match a sheep to a transplant patient, using their own stem cells to create their own flock of sheep.

The process would involve extracting stem cells from the donor’s bone marrow and injecting them into the peritoneum of a sheep’s foetus. When the lamb is born, two months later, it would have a liver, heart, lungs and brain that are partly human and available for transplant.
 

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We would take a couple of ounces of bone marrow cells from the patient,’ said Prof Zanjani, whose work is highlighted in a Channel 4 programme tomorrow. 

We would isolate the stem cells from them, inject them into the peritoneum of these animals and then these cells would get distributed throughout the metabolic system into the circulatory system of all the organs in the body. The two ounces of stem cell or bone marrow cell we get would provide enough stem cells to do about ten foetuses. So you don’t just have one organ for transplant purposes, you have many available in case the first one fails.”

At present 7,168 patients are waiting for an organ transplant in Britain alone, and two thirds of them are expected to die before an organ becomes available.

Scientists at King’s College, London, and the North East Stem Cell Institute in Newcastle have now applied to the HFEA, the Government’s fertility watchdog, for permission to start work on the chimeras.

But the development is likely to revive criticisms about scientists playing God, with the possibility of silent viruses, which are harmless in animals, being introduced into the human race.

Dr Patrick Dixon, an international lecturer on biological trends, warned: “Many silent viruses could create a biological nightmare in humans. Mutant animal viruses are a real threat, as we have seen with HIV.”

Animal rights activists fear that if the cells get mixed together, they could end up with cellular fusion, creating a hybrid which would have the features and characteristics of both man and sheep. But Prof Zanjani said: “Transplanting
the cells into foetal sheep at this early stage does not result in fusion at all.”

Source:
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23390256-details/Now+scientists+create+a+sheep+that’s+15%25+human/article.do

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Happy Persian New Year of 2566

Posted by smileme on March 19, 2007

My Best Friends,

As the Persian New Year of 2566 is approaching, we would like to wish you the happiest new year of your life!



Now-Rooz (or Naw-Rooz), in word, means “New Day”
  It is the new day that starts the year, traditionally
   the exact astronomical beginning of the Spring. We
     Persians still take that as the beginning of the year.
       This exact second is called “Saal Tahvil”. No-Rooz
        with its uniquely Persian characteristics has been
       celebrated for at least 3,000 years and is deeply
      rooted in the rituals and traditions of Zoroastrian
    that was the religion of ancient Persians and there
  are still many Persian Zoroastrian people in several
countries such as Iran, India, Tajikstan and more…

This year the moment of changing the old year to the new year is:

Tuesday, March 21, 2007 – 8:07:26 pm

  Haft Sin

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Greetings Card

Happiness is the only good

   The time to be happy is now

      The place to be happy is here

        The way to be happy is to make others so…

Have a beautiful Spring!

———————————
Alireza & Baharak

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Diet Coke + Mentos

Posted by smileme on March 8, 2007

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Chris Jordan Photography

Posted by smileme on March 8, 2007

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Iranian youngs dance in Antalia

Posted by smileme on March 8, 2007

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The Three Fastest Ways of Communication in the World:

Posted by smileme on March 8, 2007

3) Tele-phone

2) Tele-vision

1) Tell-a-woman

You still want faster? … Tell her not to tell anyone

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When Ahmadinejad Blossoms!!!

Posted by smileme on March 8, 2007

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The Law of Attraction

Posted by smileme on February 20, 2007

Resource: http://law-of-attraction-info.com/

Here you will find information regarding the Law of Attraction, one of many Universal Laws. Before you look over this information, here is a brief explanation of Universal Law.

Universal Laws govern the Universe.  They are basic principles of life and have been around since Creation. They are laws of the Divine Universe. Universal Laws apply to everyone, everywhere. They cannot be changed. They cannot be broken.

The Universal Law of Attraction (LOA) is the most powerful force in the universe.  It is simple in concept but practice is necessary.  But once you “get it”,  there is no looking back!  It will be part of you forever.  The simplest definition of this law is “like attracts like.”   Other definitions include:

You get what you think about, whether wanted or unwanted.

All forms of matter and energy are attracted to that which is of a like vibration.

You are a living magnet.

You get what you put your energy and focus on, whether wanted or unwanted.

Energy attracts like energy

Everything draws to itself that which is like itself.

Here are some ways of expressing the Law of Attraction:

Birds of a feather flock together

Like attracts like

Whatever you want wants you

What you sow, you reap

What you put out you get back

What comes around goes around

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MEN ARE BETTER FRIENDS!

Posted by smileme on February 9, 2007

Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend’s apartment over night. The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriend’s and none of them confirm that.

Men: A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend’s apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them!

Conclusion of the story: Men are better friends!

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